cumbermon:

accio-superwholock:

this woman.

Mrs. Hudson wins everything.

(Source: waitingforsth)

memeking69:

nearly had it andy

Houston. Denver. Little Rock. NEW YORK. Hoboken. Phoenix. Quebec. Kraków. Łódź. London. York, for that matter. Jesus. memeking69:

nearly had it andy

Houston. Denver. Little Rock. NEW YORK. Hoboken. Phoenix. Quebec. Kraków. Łódź. London. York, for that matter. Jesus.

memeking69:

nearly had it andy

Houston. Denver. Little Rock. NEW YORK. Hoboken. Phoenix. Quebec. Kraków. Łódź. London. York, for that matter. Jesus.

lovehugsandfandomdrugs:

hipster-selfies:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

That’s fucking crazy

What the fuck was just released?

OH MY GO D

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(Source: lavish)

  • Sealand: "I'm so hungry I could eat one of England's scones!"
  • America: *Dumps a glass of water on Sealand's head.*
  • Canada: "We don't use that kind of language around here."

skadi-again-again:

althor42:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

(Source: bryonycloud)

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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nyoalicekirkland:

axispowersshella:

secret-ninja-hetalian:

hipstercanada:

italy-the-kid:

OMFG

2. Did Mr. Honda survive the ride?

No. No he did not. 

R.I.P Mr. Honda 

  • what i actually said: i forgot
  • what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
gatsbeh-wat-gatsbeh:

romano sassing everyone at the world meeting is my favorite kind of romano
gatsbeh-wat-gatsbeh:

romano sassing everyone at the world meeting is my favorite kind of romano

gatsbeh-wat-gatsbeh:

romano sassing everyone at the world meeting is my favorite kind of romano

trusthim:

i could write seven books on how ron is not useless and how he’s a great friend to harry but i hear this woman named jk rowling already did

Or eight movies.

xxcreatureofthekaneanitesxx:

SHARKNADO 2 MAKES ME SO HAPPY

LOOKIT HOW FKIN STUPID THIS LOOKS

LOOK AT HOW SERIOUSLY THAT LADY TAKES HER JOB

BLESS

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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