Just another pollen from the Antarctic.
-WILL ACCEPT LITERALLY ANY SFW FIC PROMPT SO PLEASE JUST DROP INTO MY INBOX WITH A PROMPT AND I WILL WRITE IT EVEN IF WE NEVER SPOKE BEFORE-
Please tag your smut. Think of the children. And me. Actually mostly me; only me. I don’t want to see that.
Leks, you and I must be twins, or something. The same thing happened to me earlier today, and I was…
*pops up* can I join the awkward virgins who dislike smut on their dash club?
I… I’d rather not talk about it. Hey, bygones are bygones, right? It’s just a scar.
1. Thou Shalt Not Assume Background Knowledge of Characters
2. Thou Shalt Not God Mode or Power Play
3. Thou Shalt Communicate With Thine Partners
4. Thou Shalt Not Commit Murder (Of Partner’s Characters Unless Discussed)
5. Thou Shalt Not Send Anonymous Hate
Simple rules to live by in the roleplaying world. If you have more then feel free to add. This is essentially a public service announcement of some simple roleplaying rules to ensure everyone has a good time. I understand that this is really just playing, but that doesn’t mean you can be a dick or you can go without playing well.
6. Thou shalt not force ships upon another mun or character
7. Thou shalt tag their smut
8. Thou Shalt Read, Respect and Follow The Rules of Thine RP Partner
9. Thou Shalt Not Reblog a Thread Thou is Not Involved in
10. Thou Shalt Not Shame Thine Fellow RPer for Thy Preferences
11. Thou shall not badger a parter for a reply
12. Thou shall not badger a fellow rper for their crossover ship.
Send me a symbol for a:
✌ - Drunk/drugged text
❤ - A heartfelt text
⚠ - An emergency text
☾ - A bedtime text
✈ - A text while travelling
✴ - An angry text
Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions.
Send ✿ for a happy memory.
Send ➷ for a sports headcanon.
Send ♆ for something my muse hates.
Send ϡ for a sleep headcanon.
Send ღ for a crush my muse has had.
Send ✄ for a favourite movie of my muse’s.
Send ☂ for a weather headcanon.
Send ✎ for a school headcanon.
Hey, all. I’m sending this message out to everybody I regularly talk to, but I though I might post it on here, too.
It’s come to my attention that when talking to people, I’m not consistent. I’m on and off. I realize that this is a flaw, but as as my friends are all in different time zones, it’s also hard to be consistently online the whole day. Bluntly put: I’ve got a life, too. And talking to so many people over so many different platforms at the same time is messy and confusing. Especially when you’re having eight distinct conversations with nine different people. Who all get annoyed when I stop responding.
Bottom line: if I don’t respond to you, it’s not personal. It really isn’t. But I can’t constantly be online. Sometimes, I log on for just a few seconds, send one or two messages, and then I put my phone away. Because, you know what, sometimes I want to draw or read or do some work.
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the mashup you didnt need.
It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go
ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL
Jesus H Christ. This was gripped tight and raised from perdition but is was a horrible accident.
Book cover for The Art of Penguins of Madagascar
Written by Barbara Robertson
Foreword by Tom McGrath
Releasing November 4, 2014
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird